Nikki comes home from school on Friday.
Her mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
Nikki replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
TEACHER: Soupwoman, go to the map and find North America .
Cindy: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?
CLASS: Cindy!
TEACHER: Delson, what is the chemical formula for water?
Delson: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Delson: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
2 comments:
It's really really funny Mr.P, I know that besides being a teacher, your side job is a comedian, but I never know you can be that funny :)))))))
Hei Mr.Phil great Non-fiction story.....
I really love the soupwoman part...
after all it's all true..
great dialog......
hehehehheheh...
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